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Basically, it's just me taking old short films from the most excellent Prelinger Archives and creating an intermittently amusing commentary track.

Featuring death, and the most
belligerent narrator yet!
Not watching it could get you
killed!

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The long-anticipated sequel to
'Harm Hides'. More danger, more
aliens, more tinfoil. CAN YOU
HANDLE IT?

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Aliens, fire, oscillating fans,
and potted plant destruction!
It's a smorgasbord of danger and
excitement! IN COLOR!

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Sort of an object lesson in what
doesn't, really. But it's got weird
panda action, and my feeble attempts
at a 'girl' voice, so I'm sure you'll
enjoy it.

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It's like 'A Christmas Carol'. But with
only one ghost. Who's the same person
as the guy who hits things with hammers.

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How to be overbearing, drive away those
who care about you, and choose a
husband!

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Dental hygene has never been as unbearably
creepy as this. Now you brush out of habit,
soon you will do so out of fear.

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Dick York stars as a recluse who overcomes
shyness to lure his peers into his basement.

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How to avoid being shunned by those around you,
while subtly letting women know your "price".

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